The Arguments Ebb

ArgueEase v 2.1

Now you too can argue like the pros.
Tired of reading all of those posts and would like to respond, but you don’t think that you have the education, background and expertise to hold your own? Or, would you just like to show off a little, or even be the 300-pound gorilla of the web site?

Now you can sound like an expert and hold your own in any argument with ArgueEase v. 2.1.

It’s so fast and easy!

And with ArgueEase v.2.1 you can say goodbye to so many nuisances:

Eliminates the need for analytical thinking.
Eliminates the need for critical thinking.
Eliminates the drudgery of reading comprehension.
No longer will you have to engage in reflective thought.
Never have to consider another’s point of view again.
And, best of all, absolutely no training is required!

ArgueEase will analyze any statement easily and quickly. Just select and paste it into AE’s analysis window. AE will search the web and find appropriate counter arguments, compose them and automatically post your reply. And, you can choose to post your response with citations and references, or you can choose the “devious” option and post without mentioning any sources, just to keep ‘em guessing.

“Advanced Keyword” option will allow you to select any word or phrase in a statement and AE will search and find authoritative counter arguments for the particular keyword.

Not sure where you stand on an issue? ArgueEase v.2.1 will take a stand for you. It will find a counter argument for anything entered into the “Refute Window”.

“Auto Scan” features will automatically monitor a thread and review all statements as they are posted, analyze them for keywords, search, compose, and post a referenced counter argument. All while you sit back and relax.

Dynamic new features in AugueEase v.2.1 include:


New!! Special “Knee Jerk” option allows for an instant rebuttal while using the original statements own words. Great for nay-sayers.

New!! Want that personal touch? “Life Style Analysis” asks a few appropriate questions about you and then AE v.2.1 will frame those counter arguments that you can feel secure will reflect your personal life style.

Refined!! Now you can “Take No Prisoners” as ArgueEase v.2.1 can monitor multiple threads (even insipient ones) and post your counter arguments, even when you’re not around. No more worries that your opponent might sneak onto a thread late at night and try to get the best of you. AE v.2.1 will be there to automatically refute their statements. You will always have the last word!

New!! “Black Hat/ White Hat” feature: When you supply ArgueEase V.2.1 with two or more log in identities, you can now argue with your previous posts. Take both sides in an argument, or just even argue with yourself. No one will ever know.

New!! “Scripted Retorts” feature: You can choose from 5 different styles of rebuttals and ArgueEase v.2.1 will tailor your counter arguments in one of these excellent styles. Choose the “scriptural” refutation for the omniscient touch. Choose the “philosophical” mode for that man-of-the-world characterization. Feeling feisty, there’s the “rude put down” mode. Or try the “compassionate/caring” counter argument for that homey touch. Or even the “Bart Simpson” mode for that devil may care retort. Can’t decide? The “Wild Card” button will keep them guessing as it randomly chooses for you what kind of mood you are in today.